So around 8:30 or so I decided I wanted to go to Zaxby's and get a grilled cheese sandwich because Lent is over and I haven't had cheese in like 2 months. So I go to Zaxby's and they're closed. Then I decided to go to Taco Bell and get a Dorito Taco and omg yes best decision ever but that's not the point. While I'm at Taco Bell I notice my car ( Read more... )

For those of you who have me as a Facebook friend... you know you love my conversation with my mom about Tupperware. Look, containers are srs bzns, ok?

Anyway because I am a showoff, here is the food I made that was discussed in said Facebook conversation:


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So I quickly got over my Brian-directed RAEG!!11!!!one! and actually ended up hanging out with him all day Monday. I was supposed to go to some youth leader conference but that didn't work out, but I already had the day scheduled to be off so at least I was still able to put it to good use. We drove down by Tyrone Mall and I bought a rice cooker at ( Read more... )

[If you are in groceryvoyeur you will see this twice. If you are not in groceryvoyeur, YOU SHOULD BE.]

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Sometimes I am a beacon of health and well-being:


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ENTENMANNS FUCK YEAH

This post dedicated to eidna and anyone else who loves awesome cookies :D

I ordered Chinese food today for lunch and it wasn't that great, but they also sell sushi and you have to check out item #53. I lol'd for agesAlso, I came up with this AWESOME rice that is amazing and I ate the whole bowl. Admittedly I have to give credit to Rachael Ray for some of my methods, but the ingredients were all my idea. I don't know what ( Read more... )

I forget if I ever mentioned that when I went to get labwork done, my insurance company decided I owed the lab company $112.77 for it. As a result I spent about a week with only $6 in my checking account, and owe my parents about $50. Well, today I got my mail and there was a check from the lab company for $112.77. REALLY? Way to screw up my ( Read more... )

KFC is on crack if they think the reason people don't eat there anymore is because their food is unhealthy. No, you morons, people don't eat at KFC anymore because YOU CHARGE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR YOUR FUCKING FOOD. So they are going to other fast food places that they can actually get a good deal at to eat equally unhealthy food. So yeah, good luck ( Read more... )

If you eat skittles while drinking vanilla cupcake capuccino, your mouth will taste like Froot Loops. Yum!